Slave Hello Kitty promotes slavery of cats across the galaxy!
The Slave Leia cosplay controversy continues! At this year's 2011 San Diego Comic Con, Hello Kitty arrived donning the infamous metal bikini causing shock waves throughout the cat community. Is Hello Kitty, the world's most beloved cat, promoting slavery of felines? Has she in fact been abducted by the gangster known as Jabba the Hut? Is she sending the message that cats are objectified as sex objects? Did she get a bikini wax? For answers to these hard hitting questions, the experts were called in. Slave Leia models Rebecca and Geneva share their thoughts on these shocking turn of events.
Rebecca: I'm offended cause I am a dog person! BAD KITTY!
Geneva:That cat is supporting slavery while being dressed in a skimpy outfit! It should be ashamed!!
Rebecca: Really! How often do you see cat's wearing leashes? Dogs do it purely by choice!
Geneva:It's ok for dogs to support slavery but cats are a whole other story how
Rebecca:Geneva- I'm calling ASPCA right now! Or North Shore Animal League for cruelties to this cat!
Geneva:You should report that cat to the Victims of Jabba Support Group! This is appalling! Cats across the world are suffering from enslavement by giant slugs!
Rebecca: Public controversy opinion- Cats are whores!
*Note* This article is meant as a joke and not meant to offend the Hello Kitty cosplayer. This is a continuation of the "Slave Revolt" article seen HERE.